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Top Ten Signs You’re As Intelligent as David Letterman
Josh Greenberger
10 – S&P downgraded your IQ.
9 – You just got a brain scan and the machine said, “Please deposit some sense for the next 55 years.”
8 – You blame George W. Bush for everything from the U.S. economy to hurricane Irene to the Japanese Tsunami to your receding hair line.
7 – You developed a gap between your teeth by speaking from both sides of your mouth.
6 – When Barack Obama said he campaigned in 57 States, you said, “If he had started earlier, he could’ve covered all 60.”
5 – You supported candidate Barack Obama for president because you figured a guy who has experience in absolutely nothing and is so clueless that he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet — hey, it’s almost like you have a twin brother.
4 – You hate Sarah Palin because she’s proven herself to be a smart women who can be governor of a State and write books. You, on the other hand, have proven that with nothing else but dumb luck, any monkey on a rock can run a dog and pony show.
3 – You supported presidential candidate Barack Obama because you figured he cannot possibly repeat all the mistakes the last president made in eight years. And you were right. He did it in one year.
2 – When Barack Obama said, “On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today … ” you said, “What a president! Even our fallen heroes come to hear him speak!”
1 – S&P just downgraded your IQ again. It’s now so low you’re even starting to look like David Letterman.
In all seriousness, I tried to find something nice to say about tooth-gap Dave. But fiction was never my forte.
For sound advise on who is or is not a good political candidate, entertainers should be the last people to rely on. Barack Obama is one excellent example of how misled the public can get by false impressions perpetuated by public figures who rely more on image than experience and accomplishments.
To now have little to say about the complete and utter failure of the Barack Obama presidency, yet still talk about the “failures” of George W. Bush, and the imagined “incompetence” of a brilliant and vibrant person like Sarah Palin, shows the great disconnect some entertainers have with honesty and reality.
Josh Greenberger
About the Author
Josh Greenberger is author of the book the V-Bang, a theory that resolves many cosmological puzzles that the big bang does not.
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